So You're Going to Europe? Here's What I Wish I Knew Before I Went

Okay, full honesty: I'm not a European travel guru. I haven’t written any best-selling guidebooks. I don’t know how to say “I’d like the house red” in seven languages. And I definitely didn’t backpack across the continent in my youth with only a loaf of bread and a dream.

But I’ve been there recently, and I picked up a few things that might help you survive—and actually enjoy—your trip across the pond. Consider this the real-deal, no-frills guide to keeping your cool (and maybe your wallet) in Europe.

1. Cigarettes Are Still a Thing

If you're expecting everyone to huddle 30 feet away from buildings like in the U.S.—nope. Smoking is still a social norm in many places. I’m not saying people are chain-smoking at the breakfast table, but let’s just say you’ll get a whiff of Marlboro pretty much anywhere. France is trying to crack down, but in places like Rome, Venice, or Switzerland, smoking and even vaping are just part of the scenery.

2. Get Ready to Walk... A Lot

Europe was built way before Uber. Think cobblestone streets, cute little alleyways, and villages packed with history. So yeah—you’ll walk. I logged over 50 miles in five days just exploring on foot. Bring comfortable shoes, or your feet will file a formal complaint. That old song “These Boots Were Made for Walkin’”? That was written for European tourists, I swear.

3. Bread Is Life

If carbs scare you, maybe skip Europe. Just kidding (kind of). Bakeries are everywhere, and the bread is unreal. Croissants, muffins, rolls—it’s basically bread heaven. But don’t worry too much about the calories. You’ll walk enough to burn off the pain au chocolat. Probably.

4. Traffic Laws Are More Like... Suggestions (In Some Places)

Driving in Rome? Good luck. “Stop” signs seem to mean “pause for dramatic effect.” On the flip side, in Switzerland, a red light is sacred. If it says stop, you STOP—no questions asked. Moral of the story: Learn a little about the traffic vibe in each country before you drive, or just take the train and enjoy the view.

5. Dinner Isn’t at 6pm

In many parts of Europe, dinner at 6pm is like showing up to a party before the host has showered. Most restaurants don’t even open until 7 or 7:30. Also, don’t expect a free side salad or breadbasket. Everything’s à la carte, baby. Want rice or vegetables? That’ll cost you.

6. You Won’t Be Rushed at Restaurants

In Europe, they won’t bring the bill until you ask. That’s not bad service—it’s culture. Meals are meant to be relaxed and unhurried. But when you do get the check, look closely: a service charge is often already added. Want to tip more? Leave cash, because you usually can’t add it to a credit card.

7. Tipping Is... Different

Tour guides? Yes, tip them if they rocked your world. Waiters? Maybe. But don't feel like you need to drop 20% everywhere. Tip modestly, and ask a local if you’re not sure. And yes, tipping culture in Europe is much less aggressive than in the U.S.

8. Water Is a Luxury

“Can I get some water?” Oh, sweet traveler. Be ready for the classic reply: “Still or sparkling?” Either way, they’ll likely charge you for it. And if you ask for ice, they’ll bring three cubes like they’re handing you diamonds. Stay hydrated... wisely.

9. Soda Refills? Dream On.

In Europe, a Coke at a restaurant usually comes in a bottle or can. Want a refill? You'll have to pay for a second one. And it’s not cheap. Pro tip: if you’re a soda addict, stock up at a grocery store instead of blowing your budget at restaurants.

A Few Extra Pro Tips:

10. Learn a Few Local Phrases.Even just “hello,” “please,” and “thank you” in the local language goes a long way. People appreciate the effort—even if your accent is tragic.

11. Don’t Overpack.Most European hotels are small, and lugging a huge suitcase up four flights of stairs in an old building with no elevator is an Olympic sport. Pack light. You’ll thank me later.

12. Keep Cash Handy.Especially for tips, small cafes, or public bathrooms (yup, some charge a small fee). Not everywhere takes cards—shocking, I know.

Bottom line: Europe is amazing, quirky, and full of surprises. Be flexible, laugh off the weird stuff, and soak it all in. You're not Rick Steves, and you don't need to be. You're on an adventure—enjoy the ride!